Weird Green Wonderful You

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I was a frumpy ne’er-do-well loser
A pitiful flightless bird
An around-the-clock cock abuser A dull Unpolished turd
Then you!
Me?
You came from out of the blue and you taught this dirty pig how to fly
Damn right!
Oh you! With your hot little suit, you’re so perky and cute I could die
I was stuck in the mud with a hand on my pud, I’d come to the end of the line
Then you came zooming in, like a smack on the chin
And you polished this turd to a shine
Course I did.
Honey, you!
Yeah, me.
You’re a magical minx and this fella thinks you’re grand
I’m the best!
You gave me strength and affection, but not an erection
But still made me feel like a man
I was down on my luck, just a sad little ****
With my big stupid head in the sand
And then poof, you were here with a scowl and a sneer to slap The dick right outta my hand
It’s what I do.
****in’ you!
****in’ Petra!
You’re a pip, you’re a hit
Now my shit-brown sky’s turnin’ blue
Oh what in the world would I do without wonderful you
Not much. Weird green wonderful you
So wonderful!
Short mean wonderful you.
And beautiful!
Oh baby, you
Eh, you’re not so bad yourself