Before the Old Man Comes Home

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Andy Walken、Tyler Wladis、Maya Rudolph、Chris Diamantopoulos - Before the Old Man Comes Home
Grab that piece from the floor
Tape it up like before
Take the knee
Wait lift it higher
He'll forget that it broke
There we go
Is that smoke
Oh my gosh
It smells like fire
Aah
Here take the heel of the shoe
We're out of luck without glue
So try again
Nothing fits
This might work
Call it quits
What's the point?
Just do the best we can
Before The Old Man comes home
There oughta be something
We can do to make Mom feel better too
Like what?
Well for one thing
You can start eating your food
Without all that piggy stuff
She'll come back
See your plate
Won't believe
That you ate
Try to swallow just one carrot
I don't know
If I can
Open up
Be a man
It's too much
Then fine we'll share it
Hey if you just take a bite
They won't remember their fight
All right
We'll sit down
Really quick
I think I'm
Getting sick
This could work
We need a better plan
Before The Old Man comes home
If he sees that The Lamp is on
If she sees that the food is gone
Maybe then
That's when
Everything will be okay again
The Old Man returned later
With five bottles of extra strength gluten
He worked furiously
But futilely for at least an hour
At last he gave in to the inevitability
That the precious leg was lost
Not long afterward Mother returned
Look I just
If I was
What I meant
It's because
How on earth
It got this way
When I said
I was so
And I tried
Yeah I know
Listen Frank
What I mean to say
The white flag had been waved
The war was over
Peace had once again returned to the land
With as much dignity as he could muster
The Old Man took what was left of his major award
Out into the back yard
I could never be sure
But I thought I could hear