Dentist!

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Dentist! - Franc Luz
Lyrics by：Howard Ashman
Composed by：Alan Menken
When I was younger
Just a bad little kid
My mama noticed funny things I did
Like shooting puppies with a BB Gun
I'd poison guppies and when I was done
I'd find a p***ycat and bash in it's head
That's when my mama said
What did she say
She said my boy I think some day
You'll find a way
To make your natural tendencies pay
You'll be a dentist
You'll be a dentist
You have a talent for causing things pain
Son be a den
Son be a dentist
People will pay you to be inhumane inhumane
Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
And teaching would suit you still less
Son be a dentist
You'll be a success
Here he is girls the leader of the plaque
Watch him suck up that gas oh my God
He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good
Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade
Oh that hurts
I'm not numb
Aw shut up open wide
Here I come
I am your dentist on this precious
And I enjoy the career that I picked
I am your dentist and your gracious
And I get off on the pain I inflict
Will love it
When I start extracting those molars
You girls will be screaming like holy rollers
Dentist
Though it may 'cause my patients distress distress
Somewhere somewhere in heaven above me
I know I know that my mama's proud of me
'Cause I'm a dentist
And a success
Say ahhh
Ahhh
Say ahhh
Ahhh
Now spit