Miss Baltimore Crabs
演唱：Kristin Chenoweth、Tiana Okoye、Joanna Jones、Joshua Alexander、Riley Costello、Helene Britany、Tommy Martinez、Amos Oliver III、Re'Sean Pates、Paul Vogt、Will Bell、Kelli Ann Erdmann、Sam Faulkner、Marissa Heart、Jacque Lewarne、Katherine Roarty、尔萨Kristin Chenoweth - (The Legend Of) Miss Baltimore Crabs
Oh my god how times have changed
This girl's either blind
or completely deranged
Ah but time seemed to halt
When I was Miss Baltimore Crabs
Childhood dreams for me were cracked
When that damn Shirley
Temple stole my freakin' act
But the crown's in the vault
From when I won Miss Baltimore Crabs
Those poor runner
ups might still hold some grudges
They padded their cups
but I screwed the judges
Those broads thought they'd
win if a plate they would spin
In their dance not a chance
'Cause I hit the stage batons ablaze
While belting high
C's and preparing souffles
but that triple somersault
Was how I clinched Miss Baltimore Crabs
are you scared we're on live
No I'm sure I can cope
Well this show isn't broadcast
In Cinemascope
I never drank one chocolate malt
No no desserts for Miss Baltimore Crabs
I would say Oy gevalt'
but I can't I wasn't Miss Baltimore Crabs
Would you swim in an integrated pool
First impressions can be tough
And when I saw you I knew it
If your size weren't enough
Your last answer just blew it
And so my dear so loud and stout
You'll never be in so we're kicking you out
With you formal your face well
it isn't your fault
you just done with the case of Miss Baltimore Crabs
You may go thank you
how about you bow and exalt
'Cos I was Miss Baltimore Crabs
Oh my god how times have changed
This girl's either blind
or completely deranged
Ah but time seemed to halt
When I was Miss Baltimore Crabs
Childhood dreams for me were cracked
When that damn Shirley
Temple stole my freakin' act
But the crown's in the vault
From when I won Miss Baltimore Crabs
Those poor runner
ups might still hold some grudges
They padded their cups
but I screwed the judges
Those broads thought they'd
win if a plate they would spin
In their dance not a chance
'Cause I hit the stage batons ablaze
While belting high
C's and preparing souffles
but that triple somersault
Was how I clinched Miss Baltimore Crabs
are you scared we're on live
No I'm sure I can cope
Well this show isn't broadcast
In Cinemascope
I never drank one chocolate malt
No no desserts for Miss Baltimore Crabs
I would say Oy gevalt'
but I can't I wasn't Miss Baltimore Crabs
Would you swim in an integrated pool
First impressions can be tough
And when I saw you I knew it
If your size weren't enough
Your last answer just blew it
And so my dear so loud and stout
You'll never be in so we're kicking you out
With you formal your face well
it isn't your fault
you just done with the case of Miss Baltimore Crabs
You may go thank you
how about you bow and exalt
'Cos I was Miss Baltimore Crabs