The Evil Abc's

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作词 : Brad Alexander/Kevin Del Aguila
作曲 : Kevin Del Aguila/Brad Alexander
Hey!
What do you say we learn our Evil ABC's?
Okay!
Listen closely:
A is for Annihilation
B is for the Bombs that go boom-boom!
C is for--
Candy!
Close.
Carnage
D is for impending Doom.
E is for Evil laughter
Moo Hoo Ha Ha!
F is for--
Friends, like Dog Man
No.
F is for the Fury inside
He's furry on the outside.
Not furry.
Fury!
G is 'cause he's such a Good doggy
Focus Now!
H is for Homicide
I is for Injustice
I like Dog Man
J is for my Jade-y soul
The way he Jumps and Jokes so Joyously
K is for my Killer instinct
K is for Kindness
L is for lethal
And the love he shows to me
WILL YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT DOG MAN!?
Ahem.
M is mutilation
N's for Nemesis or Nemesees.
And O--
Oh, how I miss Dog Man
And P--
Pee!
That's what he does on trees!
Q is for his Cuteness.
Quit it!
R is for Ruff, Ruff Ruff!
Really?
S is for his Silliness
And T is for--
THAT'S ENOUGH!!
You can spell it many ways, but he's a VIP
He's Double you, eXtra cool!
Why?
Why?
It's not so hard to Z that Dog Man
Yes Dog Man
No matter how you spell it
I just wanna yell it
Dog Man is the best-est friend to me
Well, that went "well".