Clevor Trever
演唱:Ian Dury、The BlockheadsJust 'cause I ain't never had no nothing worth having never ever never ever
You ain't got no call not to think of what I'm falling to thinking that I ain't too clever
And it ain't not having one thing nor not another either neither is it anything whatever
And it's not not knowing that there ain't nothing showing and I answer to the name of Trevor however
Just 'cause I ain't never said no nothing worth saying never ever never never ever
Things have got read into what I never said till me mouth becomes me head which ain't not all that clever
And it's not not saying one thing nor not another either neither is it anything I haven't said whatever
And it ain't not proving that my mind ain't moving and I answer to the name of Trevor however
Knock me down with a feather clever Trevor
Widebrows wonder whether clever Trevor's clever
Either have they got nor neither haven't not
Got no right to make a clot out of Trevor
Why should I feel bad about something I ain't had
Such stupidness is mad 'cause nothing underfoot
Comes to nothing less to add to a load of old toot
And I ain't half not half glad 'cause there's nowhere to put
It even if I had I'm a bit of a Jack the Lad
Knock me down with a feather clever Trevor
Widebrows wonder whether clever Trevor's clever
Either have they got nor neither haven't not
Got no right to make a clot out of Trevor
Also it takes much longer to get up North the slow way
You ain't got no call not to think of what I'm falling to thinking that I ain't too clever
And it ain't not having one thing nor not another either neither is it anything whatever
And it's not not knowing that there ain't nothing showing and I answer to the name of Trevor however
Just 'cause I ain't never said no nothing worth saying never ever never never ever
Things have got read into what I never said till me mouth becomes me head which ain't not all that clever
And it's not not saying one thing nor not another either neither is it anything I haven't said whatever
And it ain't not proving that my mind ain't moving and I answer to the name of Trevor however
Knock me down with a feather clever Trevor
Widebrows wonder whether clever Trevor's clever
Either have they got nor neither haven't not
Got no right to make a clot out of Trevor
Why should I feel bad about something I ain't had
Such stupidness is mad 'cause nothing underfoot
Comes to nothing less to add to a load of old toot
And I ain't half not half glad 'cause there's nowhere to put
It even if I had I'm a bit of a Jack the Lad
Knock me down with a feather clever Trevor
Widebrows wonder whether clever Trevor's clever
Either have they got nor neither haven't not
Got no right to make a clot out of Trevor
Also it takes much longer to get up North the slow way