Clevor Trever
演唱：Ian Dury、The BlockheadsClevor Trever (Live|Explicit) - Ian Dury/The Blockheads
Just 'cos I ain't never had
No nothing worth having never ever never ever
You ain't got no call not to think of what I'm falling to
Thinking that I ain't too clever
And it ain't not having one thing nor not another either
Neither is it anything whatever never any ever
And it's not not knowing that there ain't nothing showing
And I answer to the name of trevor however
Just 'cos I ain't never said
No nothing worth saying never ever never never ever
Things have got read into what I never said
Till me mouth becomes me head which ain't not all that clever
And it's not not saying one thing nor not another either
Neither is it anything I haven't said whatever
And it ain't not proving that my mind ain't moving
And I answer to the name of trevor however
Knock me down with a feather clever trevor
Wide brows wonder whether clever trevor's clever
Either have they got nor neither haven't not
Got no right to make a clot out of trevor
Why should I feel bad about something I ain't had
Such stupidness is mad
'Cos nothing underfoot comes to nothing less to add
To a load of old toot and I ain't half not half glad
'Cos there's nowhere to put it even if I had
I'm a bit of a jack the lad home other way
Knock me down with a feather clever trevor
Wide brows wonder whether clever trevor's clever
Either have they got nor neither haven't not
Got no right to make a clot out of trevor
Also it takes much longer to get up north the slow way
Just 'cos I ain't never had
No nothing worth having never ever never ever
You ain't got no call not to think of what I'm falling to
Thinking that I ain't too clever
And it ain't not having one thing nor not another either
Neither is it anything whatever never any ever
And it's not not knowing that there ain't nothing showing
And I answer to the name of trevor however
Just 'cos I ain't never said
No nothing worth saying never ever never never ever
Things have got read into what I never said
Till me mouth becomes me head which ain't not all that clever
And it's not not saying one thing nor not another either
Neither is it anything I haven't said whatever
And it ain't not proving that my mind ain't moving
And I answer to the name of trevor however
Knock me down with a feather clever trevor
Wide brows wonder whether clever trevor's clever
Either have they got nor neither haven't not
Got no right to make a clot out of trevor
Why should I feel bad about something I ain't had
Such stupidness is mad
'Cos nothing underfoot comes to nothing less to add
To a load of old toot and I ain't half not half glad
'Cos there's nowhere to put it even if I had
I'm a bit of a jack the lad home other way
Knock me down with a feather clever trevor
Wide brows wonder whether clever trevor's clever
Either have they got nor neither haven't not
Got no right to make a clot out of trevor
Also it takes much longer to get up north the slow way