Somethin' 'bout a Mummy
演唱：David Yazbek、Erik Della Penna、Dashiell Eaves、Thom Sesma、Ken MarksSomethin' 'bout a Mummy - David Yazbek/Erik Della Penna/Dashiell Eaves/Thom Sesma/Ken Marks
Lyrics by：David Yazbek/Erik Della Penna
Composed by：David Yazbek/Erik Della Penna
Produced by：David Yazbek/Dean Sharenow
If you wanna do a sideshow your classic ten-in-one
You gotta have a mummy to make the suckers come
It gets a man to thinking a lump inside his throat
And that goes in the wallet I keep inside my coat
There's somethin' 'bout a mummy that people wanna see
There's somethin' 'bout a mummy that looks a lot like me
James show the people what we've got
We've got a tattooed lady we've got a pickle punk
We got a geek that runs around until he falls down drunk
A double-headed fetal goat in a bottle full of wine
Anomalies of nature keep 'em standin' in the line
The human sense of wonder you can't always control
But there's somethin' 'bout a mummy that really stirs the soul
Oh-oh-oh
Oooh
Oooh
Presidents and outlaws standing face to face
A lesson carved in paraffin a comment on the race
Honest men maniacs noble acts knife attacks
Historic facts laid down in wax
But there's something that a waxworks lacks
You wanna have a mummy just to keep it real
You've gotta have a mummy if you wanna seal the deal
Why? I don't know but I've got some theories
It's good to show the people what they can all expect
That wax can never capture that fate you can't protect
You need a real live dead mummy a real souvenir
To show the paying public the moment's getting near
There's somethin' 'bout a mummy that brings it all back home
There's somethin' 'bout a mummy that says you're not alone
I need him for my circus
For the window of my store
I also have a purpose I could use a mummy for
I'll lend him out to each of you at reasonable rates
I need him for my footrace 'cross the whole United States
It really is no sweat or blood he never sweats or bleeds
There's somethin' 'bout a mummy that everybody needs
Lyrics by：David Yazbek/Erik Della Penna
Composed by：David Yazbek/Erik Della Penna
Produced by：David Yazbek/Dean Sharenow
If you wanna do a sideshow your classic ten-in-one
You gotta have a mummy to make the suckers come
It gets a man to thinking a lump inside his throat
And that goes in the wallet I keep inside my coat
There's somethin' 'bout a mummy that people wanna see
There's somethin' 'bout a mummy that looks a lot like me
James show the people what we've got
We've got a tattooed lady we've got a pickle punk
We got a geek that runs around until he falls down drunk
A double-headed fetal goat in a bottle full of wine
Anomalies of nature keep 'em standin' in the line
The human sense of wonder you can't always control
But there's somethin' 'bout a mummy that really stirs the soul
Oh-oh-oh
Oooh
Oooh
Presidents and outlaws standing face to face
A lesson carved in paraffin a comment on the race
Honest men maniacs noble acts knife attacks
Historic facts laid down in wax
But there's something that a waxworks lacks
You wanna have a mummy just to keep it real
You've gotta have a mummy if you wanna seal the deal
Why? I don't know but I've got some theories
It's good to show the people what they can all expect
That wax can never capture that fate you can't protect
You need a real live dead mummy a real souvenir
To show the paying public the moment's getting near
There's somethin' 'bout a mummy that brings it all back home
There's somethin' 'bout a mummy that says you're not alone
I need him for my circus
For the window of my store
I also have a purpose I could use a mummy for
I'll lend him out to each of you at reasonable rates
I need him for my footrace 'cross the whole United States
It really is no sweat or blood he never sweats or bleeds
There's somethin' 'bout a mummy that everybody needs