The Job Song
演唱：Rietti、ShariThe Job Song(feat. Shari) - Rietti/Shari
Composed by：Abraham Haim Rietti
Rietti：
I was gonna retire anyway you didn't fire me
I've anticipated vacating since you hired me
Parking your motor isn't part of my job
A lazy boss like you needs meds to drive a jeep
Why would I wanna pour coffee for your whole office
I've got skills man I'm not your average Joe novice
I prefer to be loose of this leash on my neck
Bending backwards just to receive some respect
Who could possibly want your job
Everyone knows it sucks
Monotonous paperwork gets you paid in monkey nuts
High five Tech N9ne nine to fives are junky much
But we don't grump around all day in a funk we budge
Bolt out of bed time to spread bread
Not the pound sign bruv I mean the dough that you get fed
Netflix Scooby Doo Eddie & Edd Ed
Flick a Zippo inhale power puffs 'til you get red
Jobs are for losers and I don't wanna look like a dufus
So you can take that job and shove it up your arse coz I
Don't wanna spend my whole day looking at computers
Jobs are for losers and I don't wanna look like a dufus
So you can take that job and shove it up your arse coz I
Don't wanna spend my whole day looking at computers
Shari：
Drinking every night how do you define accomplishment
They tell me that I'm crazy but I take that as a compliment
I bulls**t like a boss I ain't shady like lipgloss
I sleep twenty plus hours and I always talk the flowers
They say be like Rihanna baby work work work
But I'd rather be like Nicki so I twerk twerk twerk
Call me what you wish I'm just having a d**n good time
Maybe your just jealous coz your out chasing the dime
I'd likely find a unicorn before I get a job
Maybe move to Italy and somehow join the mob
Ya'll be constant chasing goal but I go and find the pot
Smoke one with a leprechaun coz he like what I got
So many things to do where does work fit into this
I don't want the stress I'm out here searching for the bliss
Eat drink and be merry no time to take a piss
When they say 'Get a job' I say mate you take the piss
Rietti：
Jobs are for losers and I don't wanna look like a dufus
So you can take that job and shove it up your arse coz I
Don't wanna spend my whole day looking at computers
Jobs are for losers and I don't wanna look like a dufus
So you can take that job and shove it up your arse coz I
Don't wanna spend my whole day looking at computers
And I never take a loss
Because I'm a boss
You can either pay your Jews
Or get nailed against a cross
Moses
Seperate the sea
This is the Exodus of my J.O.B
Judge my books I foresee I'll make a big prophet
I'm already knighted king why work
I'm sick of it
If you cuss to my service you get no customer service
And just for this purpose kiss my butt epidermis
Me on your team
Nah it sucks if there's surplus
Ya'll need to bounce I'm too hot I'm a furnace
So what I'm at work late
Quit the complaints man
You wish you could take holiday hence all the spraytans
Guess that's where you spend all the bucks that you're balling in
We ain't looking eye-to-eye so just keep on rolling 'em
Jobs are for losers and I don't wanna look like a dufus
So you can take that job and shove it up your arse coz I
Don't wanna spend my whole day looking at computers
Jobs are for losers and I don't wanna look like a dufus
So you can take that job and shove it up your arse coz I
Don't wanna spend my whole day looking at computers
Composed by：Abraham Haim Rietti
Rietti：
I was gonna retire anyway you didn't fire me
I've anticipated vacating since you hired me
Parking your motor isn't part of my job
A lazy boss like you needs meds to drive a jeep
Why would I wanna pour coffee for your whole office
I've got skills man I'm not your average Joe novice
I prefer to be loose of this leash on my neck
Bending backwards just to receive some respect
Who could possibly want your job
Everyone knows it sucks
Monotonous paperwork gets you paid in monkey nuts
High five Tech N9ne nine to fives are junky much
But we don't grump around all day in a funk we budge
Bolt out of bed time to spread bread
Not the pound sign bruv I mean the dough that you get fed
Netflix Scooby Doo Eddie & Edd Ed
Flick a Zippo inhale power puffs 'til you get red
Jobs are for losers and I don't wanna look like a dufus
So you can take that job and shove it up your arse coz I
Don't wanna spend my whole day looking at computers
Jobs are for losers and I don't wanna look like a dufus
So you can take that job and shove it up your arse coz I
Don't wanna spend my whole day looking at computers
Shari：
Drinking every night how do you define accomplishment
They tell me that I'm crazy but I take that as a compliment
I bulls**t like a boss I ain't shady like lipgloss
I sleep twenty plus hours and I always talk the flowers
They say be like Rihanna baby work work work
But I'd rather be like Nicki so I twerk twerk twerk
Call me what you wish I'm just having a d**n good time
Maybe your just jealous coz your out chasing the dime
I'd likely find a unicorn before I get a job
Maybe move to Italy and somehow join the mob
Ya'll be constant chasing goal but I go and find the pot
Smoke one with a leprechaun coz he like what I got
So many things to do where does work fit into this
I don't want the stress I'm out here searching for the bliss
Eat drink and be merry no time to take a piss
When they say 'Get a job' I say mate you take the piss
Rietti：
Jobs are for losers and I don't wanna look like a dufus
So you can take that job and shove it up your arse coz I
Don't wanna spend my whole day looking at computers
Jobs are for losers and I don't wanna look like a dufus
So you can take that job and shove it up your arse coz I
Don't wanna spend my whole day looking at computers
And I never take a loss
Because I'm a boss
You can either pay your Jews
Or get nailed against a cross
Moses
Seperate the sea
This is the Exodus of my J.O.B
Judge my books I foresee I'll make a big prophet
I'm already knighted king why work
I'm sick of it
If you cuss to my service you get no customer service
And just for this purpose kiss my butt epidermis
Me on your team
Nah it sucks if there's surplus
Ya'll need to bounce I'm too hot I'm a furnace
So what I'm at work late
Quit the complaints man
You wish you could take holiday hence all the spraytans
Guess that's where you spend all the bucks that you're balling in
We ain't looking eye-to-eye so just keep on rolling 'em
Jobs are for losers and I don't wanna look like a dufus
So you can take that job and shove it up your arse coz I
Don't wanna spend my whole day looking at computers
Jobs are for losers and I don't wanna look like a dufus
So you can take that job and shove it up your arse coz I
Don't wanna spend my whole day looking at computers