Whistle Tap Jonny
演唱：Jon DalyHigh-dee-ho-dee Whistle-Tap Jonny,
High-diddly-doe-dee Whistle-Tappy Jon,
We queue up in the queue at the cock-a-doodle-doo
when we’re going to see Whistle-Tap Jonny-O!
Well, he taps when he whistle and he whistles when he taps,
The laddies dance around then they doff their little caps,
He makes the girlies feel a bit o’ magic in their laps.
High-dee-ho-dee Whistle-Tap Jonny,
High-diddly-doe-dee Whistle-Tappy Jon,
We queue up in the queue at the cock-a-doodle-doo
cuz’ we’re going to see Whistle-Tap Jonny-O!
He was born in a ditch in the middle of a field.
His Ma and his Da found him lacking in appeal.
They threw him to the piggies so that they could eat a meal,
but he tapped and he whistled till the piggies start to squeal!
High-dee-ho-dee Whistle-Tap Jonny,
High-diddly-doe-dee Whistle-Tappy Jon,
We queue up in the queue at the cock-a-doodle-doo
when we’re going to see Whistle-Tap Jonny-O!
There’s Mozart, country, rock and rap,
but all that shite makes me want to take a nap!
I go see little Jonny and he does the whistle-tap,
and I take a little piss, and I take a little crap!
High-dee-ho-dee Whistle-Tap Jonny,
High-diddly-doe-dee Whistle-Tappy Jon,
We queue up in the queue at the cock-a-doodle-doo
when we’re going to see Whistle-Tap Jonny-O!
Well, Jonny’s Whistle-Tap will bring a teary to your eye,
You’ll fall down on your knees and then you’ll cry until you die!
Dig a poor man’s grave, then you fly into the sky,
And the worries eat you puppy like a pepperoni pie!
(bridge)
He sailed all night through the wind and the rain
to Americay, where he made his fame.
Nigh did he shed one tear-o, the whistle-tap pioneer-o
He whistled and he tapped and he did it very well,
and he lived and he died and he went to HELL!
Nigh did he shed one tear-o, the whistle-tap pioneer-o!
High-dee-ho-dee Whistle-Tap Jonny,
High-diddly-doe-dee Whistle-Tappy Jon,
We pour a dram o’ dry and then we raise it to the skyyyyyyy
Cuz you’re on your way to see a happy whistle-happy guy!
High-diddly-doe-dee Whistle-Tappy Jon,
We queue up in the queue at the cock-a-doodle-doo
when we’re going to see Whistle-Tap Jonny-O!
Well, he taps when he whistle and he whistles when he taps,
The laddies dance around then they doff their little caps,
He makes the girlies feel a bit o’ magic in their laps.
High-dee-ho-dee Whistle-Tap Jonny,
High-diddly-doe-dee Whistle-Tappy Jon,
We queue up in the queue at the cock-a-doodle-doo
cuz’ we’re going to see Whistle-Tap Jonny-O!
He was born in a ditch in the middle of a field.
His Ma and his Da found him lacking in appeal.
They threw him to the piggies so that they could eat a meal,
but he tapped and he whistled till the piggies start to squeal!
High-dee-ho-dee Whistle-Tap Jonny,
High-diddly-doe-dee Whistle-Tappy Jon,
We queue up in the queue at the cock-a-doodle-doo
when we’re going to see Whistle-Tap Jonny-O!
There’s Mozart, country, rock and rap,
but all that shite makes me want to take a nap!
I go see little Jonny and he does the whistle-tap,
and I take a little piss, and I take a little crap!
High-dee-ho-dee Whistle-Tap Jonny,
High-diddly-doe-dee Whistle-Tappy Jon,
We queue up in the queue at the cock-a-doodle-doo
when we’re going to see Whistle-Tap Jonny-O!
Well, Jonny’s Whistle-Tap will bring a teary to your eye,
You’ll fall down on your knees and then you’ll cry until you die!
Dig a poor man’s grave, then you fly into the sky,
And the worries eat you puppy like a pepperoni pie!
(bridge)
He sailed all night through the wind and the rain
to Americay, where he made his fame.
Nigh did he shed one tear-o, the whistle-tap pioneer-o
He whistled and he tapped and he did it very well,
and he lived and he died and he went to HELL!
Nigh did he shed one tear-o, the whistle-tap pioneer-o!
High-dee-ho-dee Whistle-Tap Jonny,
High-diddly-doe-dee Whistle-Tappy Jon,
We pour a dram o’ dry and then we raise it to the skyyyyyyy
Cuz you’re on your way to see a happy whistle-happy guy!